Signs of the Apocolypse: Gus Johnson getting props

by BigBlueShoe on Mar 19, 2007 1:10 PM EDT in Bad Journalism

Gus Johnson: Satan's favorite play-by-play man

As Colts fans, we all know just how horrible an announcer Gus Johnson is. His pairing with Brent Jones in the TV booth for CBS was a match made in Hell. Johnson made every meaningless play sound like he was calling the Stanford v. Cal game: "And the band is out on the field!" In short, Johnson is terrible, often allowing personal bias (he's got a big hard on for Steve McNair) to influence his game calls (everything McNair does is "great," and he's such a brave "warrior" for playing hurt).

So, it comes as a bit of a shock that people are, all of a sudden, fawning over Johnson for his calling of the NCAA games this past weekend. Of course, some of the people fawning over Johnson (Bill Simmons of ESPN) are known morons with the sports IQ of a retarded gorilla. But still, even morons like Simmons shouldn't gush over a boob like Johnson. Thankfully, one of our very own at SB Nation (Peter Bean at BON), agrees that Johnson is a clueless play-by-play man, and has no business doing high profile sporting events like NFL games or NCAA Men's basketball:

The problem with Gus Johnson (okay, one of -many- problems) is that he has absolutely no ability whatsoever to distinguish between the various stages of a basketball game. He peaks about fifteen seconds into the game, then constantly, endlessly amps things back up to that peak level at every possible chance.

A diving save out of bounds? "The heart of a lion! Diving for a shot at glory! A shot at eternity!"

A nice no-look pass to set up a dunk? "Something tells me this man can play a mean game of pinata! No look?!? NO PROBLEM!!!"

It's positively awful - not only because it's so corny, but because it distracts from the game itself.

Amazing how Johnson's cheap antics (he called Steve McNair the "real" MVP in 2003 after he led the Titans back in the fourth quarter to a win over the lowly Houston Texans) piss off other fans as much as they piss off us Colts fans. It's nice to see that others fans find this guy as repulsive as I do, and it is not surprising that corporate puppets like Simmons like him.

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Agreed, he's terrible

Hearing him makes me happy I root for an NFC team and therefore normally watch FOX.

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by JasonB on Mar 19, 2007 5:07 PM EDT 0 recs

How do these people find jobs?

I mean seriously, is there a dearth of potential sports announcers coming out of college? It's not just this idiot, and it's not just football. I know it seems easier sitting on your couch at home, but I have extensive experience speaking in front of groups. It's not brain surgery. I honestly believe that there are many, many people with knowledge of the game who, with a little training, could outperform 90% of today's announcers. What are broadcasting majors learning these days anyway? Or is it all about clever sound bites and catch phrases now, with true analysis a distant relic?

by ctnyc on Mar 19, 2007 11:53 PM EDT 0 recs