probably because they didn't even have a "best at looking completely terrified while maintaining that everything is fine" category
The article's a mixed bag. The answer, Mr. Mariotti, is that without Freeney and Mathis we cannot win in the playoffs. We can win without them in the regular season.
Also, the video shows Anthony Gonzalez put a nice move on Kelvin Hayden in practice. Enjoy!
From the Coach: The team schemes have not changed; Michael Vick has no shot playing for the Colts; Bill Polian is a genius.