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Pat And Kevin Williams To Be Suspended For Being Members Of The Minnesota Vikings
Well, it looks like Roger Goodell will finally, after all this time, be able to enforce the National Football League's substance abuse policy in the random and arbitrary manner that he wishes. Access Vikings is reporting that the Minnesota Supreme Court has refused to hear Pat Williams' appeal of...
Do the Right Thing: A Judge Gary Larson Joint
In a ruling that's certain to anger Herr Goodell and the rest of the folks at the NFL offices in New York, Judge Gary Larson today ruled that the league can't suspend Pat Williams or Kevin Williams while they fight their bogus four-game suspensions in the court system. "Public policy . . ....
Judge Rules Williams Wall Must Serve Garbage Four-Game Suspension
The first paragraph of the Star-Tribune's story says it all: Minnesota Vikings Kevin and Pat Williams may be forced to serve four-game suspensions even though the NFL is their employer and violated their rights under state labor laws, Hennepin County Judge Gary Larson ruled Thursday. Yes. . .only...
An Open Letter to Roger Goodell
Dear Commissioner Goodell, Let it go, man. Seriously. Just let it go before you and the National Football League embarrass yourselves any more than you already have. You see, Mr. Goodell, the trial of Minnesota Vikings defensive tackles Pat Williams and Kevin Williams has officially been in court...
Starcapapalooza - Judge Laughs at NFL Request to Return to Federal Court
This story comes from Pro Football Talk, and given what Florio says in his commentary about the subject, I think the NFL is pretty much righteously screwed on this matter. The NFL was hoping to take the Williams case back to federal court rather than a Minnesota state court, where their trial is...
Dr. Starcaps. Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Legal Process
Okay, so judge Gary Larson (no relation to the former Purple People Eater) gave his ruling regarding the Starcaps case. Me trying to wade into serious legalese and then break it down into common, easy to understand language is a lot like asking John Wayne to read The Vagina Monologues---it just...
The Off-Season Drama Is Officially Over!
Yes, ladies and gentleman, a vital part of the Minnesota Vikings roster who previously had been rumored to have reservations about returning to the team for a potential Super Bowl run in 2010 has announced that he will be back for next season after all, and as a result has solidified the unit he...
Goodell Begging Congress to Clean Up His Mess
NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell has spent a good amount of time in Washington, D.C. over the past couple of days, and I can't say that he appears to have enjoyed himself too much. He got ripped by Congress for the disgusting way the league treats its former players, and now, according to Pro...
StarCaps: This is the Song That Never Ends
Yes, it goes on and on, my friends. . . Just when you thought we were done with the whole "StarCaps" thing for a while, along comes the National Football League. The league has filed a motion to appeal the 11 September decision of the Eighth Circuit Court of Appeals that cleared the Williams Wall...
Pat and Kevin Williams Will Play All of 2009
The WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHmbulences are being dispatched to Chicago and Green Bay as we speak. (The completely brain-dead whining in the Green Bay link is especially choice. Somehow, the most bitter tears always taste the sweetest.) Yes, this afternoon the U.S. Circuit Court of...
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