At the end of this post, there's a 7 minute highlight video of some of Marvin Harrison's best catches in his career.
Please, don't watch it.
Don't watch it if you're only interested in hearing the music selection. "Suga Suga" by Baby Bash isn't something you'll be rocking in your iPod anytime soon.
Don't watch it in the hope that you'll see Marvin pop up at a Bruce Springsteen concert halfway through the video. It's not going to happen.
Don't watch it if you want to find out more about his eating habits. That's what this is for.
Don't watch it if you have sympathy for secondaries, they won't receive any in this video.
Don't watch it if you're going to examine it to find evidence that he's lost a step because:
- That's not the point
- You won't find it.
Don't watch it if you're looking for the latest touchdown dance craze. Unless the new fad is to do nothing, you won't find it here.
Don't watch it if you cringe at the sight of people's ankles being broken. It'll happen more than once here.
If after all that, you're still interested in watching this video, then by all means, check it out. I think you'll enjoy what you see.