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Eagles want Reggie Wayne; I want Megan Fox; People in Hell want ice water

Latest rumor mill from Yardbarker:

Just saw on NFL Live that the Eagles are trying to create a trade package for Reggie Wayne. They said it could include Reggie Brown, Chris Gocong and a 1st round pick. I would definitely take this with a grain of salt because of all these rumors floating around the Eagles. I think this is a ridiculous trade for both sides and just don't see it happening.
In other fantasy news, I'd like to spend 15 minutes alone with Megan Fox in a cheap motel room.
Megan, allow me to help you with that stain on your shirt. My tongue is known to remove tough wine stains.