In between vomits during the NBA Draft, I noticed that ESPN was doing this thing with every player they'd list his the player's weakest attribute by saying Must Improve:[Fill in the blank]. Most of the time it was fairly typical stuff like Must Improve: Strength or Must Improve: Jump Shot, except when you'd see stuff like Must Improve: Intelligence or Must Improve: Experience. It got me thinking about what some Colts players of past and present would have have listed if they had to go through draft night again:
KENTON KEITH - Must Improve: Hands
STEVE EMTMAN - Must Improve: Injuring himself every other play
COREY SIMON - Must Improve: Food intake
His arms are thicker than Reggie Wayne's waist!
DOMINIC RHODES - Must Improve: Bladder strength
JEFF GEORGE - Must Improve: Accuracy, not being a [insert profanity], mustache
PEYTON MANNING - Must Improve: Nothing
MARVIN HARRISON - Must Improve: Hiding his guns (That's a joke!) Talking
AARON MOOREHEAD - Must Improve: Talent, hands, route running, being photogenic:
CHARLIE JOHNSON - Must Improve: Blocking (a minor issue if you're a lineman)
MIKE VANDERJAGT - Must Improve: Kickoffs, keeping quiet, kicking in the clutch
GILBERT GARDNER - Run defense, tackling, size, desire, effort, defending, toughness...