This is gonna be an early, early morning April Fools Day mock draft. Don't worry. There are no jokes in this one. The next mock draft will be expanded to include rounds 3 through 7, but I'm really tired right now. Read and enjoy.
1. Detroit: Matt Stafford/QB/Georgia
2. St. Louis: Jason Smith/OT/Baylor
3. Kansas City: Aaron Curry/ILB/Wake Forest
4. Seattle: Michael Crabtree/WR/Texas Tech
5. Cleveland: Brian Orakpo/rush LB/Texas
6. Cincinnati: Eugene Monroe/OT/Virginia
7. Oakland: BJ Raji/DT/Boston College
8. Jacksonville: Malcolm Jenkins/CB/Ohio State
9. Green Bay: Everette Brown/rush LB/Florida State
10. San Francisco: Mark Sanchez/QB/USC
11. Buffalo: Brian Cushing/OLB/USC
12. Denver: Tyson Jackson/DE/LSU
13. Washington: Michael Oher/OT/Ole Miss
14. New Orleans: Clay Matthews/OLB/USC
15. Houston: Vontae Davis/CB/Illinois
16. San Diego: Rey Maualuga/ILB/USC
17. NY Jets: Knowshon Moreno/RB/Georgia
18. Chicago: Larry English/DE/Northern Illinois
19. Tampa Bay: Josh Freeman/QB/Kansas City
20. Detroit: Eben Britton/OT/Arizona
21. Philadelphia: Chris "Beanie" Wells/RB/Ohio State
22. Minnesota: Andre Smith/OT/Alabama
23. New England: Aaron Maybin/rush LB/Penn State
24. Atlanta: Brandon Pettigrew/TE/Oklahoma State
25. Miami: Clint Sintim/rush LB/Virginia
26. Baltimore: Darius Butler/CB/UConn
27. Indianapolis: Peria Jerry/DT/Ole Miss
28. Philadelphia: Jeremy Maclin/WR/Missouri
29. NY Giants: Kenny Britt/WR/Rutgers
30. Tennessee: Robert Ayers/DE/Tennessee
31. Arizona: LeSean McCoy/RB/Pitt
32. Pittsburgh: Alex Mack/C/Cal
33. Detroit: Alphonso Smith/CB/Wake Forest
34. New England: Patrick Chung/SS/Oregon
35. St. Louis: Darrius Heyward-Bey/WR/Maryland
36. Cleveland: Donald Brown/RB/UConn
37. Seattle: William Beatty/OT/UConn
38. Cincinnati: James Laurinaitis/ILB/Ohio State
39. Jacksonville: Percy Harvin/WR/Florida
40. Oakland: James Meredith/OT/South Carolina
41. Green Bay: Ron Brace/NT/Boston College
42. Buffalo: Michael Johnson/DE/Georgia Tech
43. San Francisco: Sean Smith/CB/Utah
44. Miami: Hakeem Nicks/WR/North Carolina
45. NY Giants: Fili Moala/DT/USC
46. Houston: Max Unger/C/Oregon
47. New England: DJ Moore/CB/Vanderbilt
48. Denver: William Moore/S/Missouri
49. Chicago: Victor Harris/CB/Virginia Tech
50. Cleveland: Louis Delmas/S/Western Michigan
51. Dallas: Rashad Johnson/S/Alabama
52. Philadelphia: Duke Robinson/OG/Oklahoma
53. NY Jets: Brian Robiskie/WR/Ohio State
54. Minnesota: Mike Mickens/CB/Cincinnati
55. Atlanta: Ziggy Hood/DT/Missouri
56. Miami: Keenan Lewis/CB/Oregon State
57. Baltimore: Juaquin Iglesias/WR/Oklahoma
58. New England: Connor Barwin/rush LB/Cincinnati
59. Carolina: Paul Kruger/DE/Utah
60. NY Giants: Cody Brown/OLB/UConn
61. Indianapolis: Derrick Williams/WR/Penn State
62. Tennessee: Eric Wood/C/Louisville
63. Arizona: Andy Levitre/OG/Oregon State
64. Pittsburgh: Gerald Cadogen/OT/Penn State
Yes, I don't have the Colts drafting Hakeem Nicks. I have his stock plummeting down to the Phins. The more I think about it the more I realize that the trend of wide receivers' stock going down come draft day is going to continue. With his Lyndon B. Johnson weight, he will be a risk that Polian won't want to take. Here comes Peria Jerry and Derrick Williams!