Robert Mathis Is Going On Some Sort Of Recruiting Drive

When the news of the Vikings looking to trade wide receiver Percy Harvin hit the ears of one Robert Mathis, the Colts pass rusher went to Twitter to communicate his deepest desires:

Vikes talking trade for Percy!? #WARNING!! Playmaker on the loose & does #NOT need 2 escape the #MidWest, espicially the "HOOSIER STATE"

— ROBERT MATHIS (@RobertMathis98) February 11, 2013

He then followed it up with this ALL CAPS explosion of Lombardi-loving madness!!!

YOU ALL WILL HAVE 2 EXCUSE ME BUT FOR THE NEXT WEEK,I WILL ENTER RECRUIT MODE BECAUSE THE LOMBARDI NEEDS A "NAPTOWN" HOMECOMING #WeGotNEXT

— ROBERT MATHIS (@RobertMathis98) February 11, 2013

RAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!

I JUST DRANK A CUP OF CAFFEINE-INFUSED HOT CHOCOLATE AND I FEEL AAAAAAAALIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!!!!

[Tears off shirt. Runs outside. Tackles mailman. Flagged 15 yards for unsportsmanlike celebration.]

It's a bit unclear who Robert is looking to recruit in his tweet. Players? Fans? Who knows? I just like it when Robert drops the ALL CAPS.

Jesus, I miss football.